Dec 1, 2006

middle of the night lovin' and

Well as we're all apparently living vicariously through me, we had awesome middle of the night lovin' last night. While I won't always give you a next day update on our sex life, I wanted to mention this occassion for its general infrequency. Whee!
Now tell me about you!

Agent (i can't remember- Nice Bee Agent) remember how we talked about the balls with the jiggly bits inside? That are for strenthening pelvic floor muscles? What did Nice Bee call them again? There was a name you used? (I usually call mine the jiggly blue balls).

I actually had quite a funny conversation at a party last weekend with some friends about sex toys and one of the girls has a name for her vibrator! She calls it 'sergio' ("Serge-sounds like a detergent") and this girl is in a committed relationship. Interestingly she also confessed to me that she has Genital warts and her boyfriend can't touch her down there at all! The sad part is that it's not simply a moratorium on licking etc, but also on fingers!! And she's had it the whole time they've been together (over a year) so he's never been allowed to get her off with her clit! He must be damn good at sex for them to still be together I reckon (in the satisfaction department). But he is a lovely guy really and very accepting of her warts. It sounded awful though as she said at most she's had about 16 at a time, and at least 4-5. At least she can get rid of it though, its not one where once you have it you're stuck with it. It's just taking a really long time to get rid of.

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