Shagging your ex addendum

11. Don't Buy new toys to use with your ex
12. Don't contemplate using old toys from your ex with any potential new partners. Suck it up and buy new ones. Unless you get off on thinking about when you used said toy with ex.
13. Don't get sucked into lying around and talking about "what are we doing here" THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF EX SEX
14. Don't feel bad about about getting dressed and saying bye.
Ex sex is exactly that. Otherwise it'd be called "the-sex-you-have-with-someone-you-used-to-date-before-you-got-back-together"
15. DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST
DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST
DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST
DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
otherwise you know you'll get left in the cold with no Orgasmy goodness and he'll slap your ass and say "on your way" (cos they know all about ex sex too *gasp!*)

Profanity!

Do I count?
Hahahahahahaha
I love a good cuss word myself. And I don't know about you other agent's, but I didn't realise we were fucking anyone-
"I don't even remember who is fucking who."

Hell No, Motherfuckers

Agent Y! You are damaging my sensitive eyes with your rampant profantiy. Don't you know there are LADIES in here? (Best if you think Little Brittain - 'Laaaadies'!)

I'm just trying to keep an element of class here in IAYB. Cock heads.

small letter on post titles

I do this all the time!! : ( Wah.
But my addition is
~no talking about work unless you've had a sexy encounter, or you think the banking courier is hitting on you surreptiously. Basically no ranting about how boring our jobs are (we all know already-and others of us have other blogs to rant on)

Listen to the rules and noone gets hurt

Hello Bee-Eaters.

I see Z has asked about 'rules'... now I am opposed to the idea of rules, but anarchy is all fun and games until someone loses an eye so lets call them 'guidelines' and choose to follow them or not.

- This is a pet-peeve of mine, for post titles please start with a Capital letter or I will kill you!
- The idea is to not divulge our true identities, hense the author names, so refrain from using ANY name parhaps a cute euphemism or nicknames if refurring to others.
- No topic shall be taboo, we are grown ups, so lets use big words to flex the grey matter.

Anything else?