I've lost my mind, obviously

Just an update on the whole office Christmas party fat IT dude snogging business:

Well he sent me an email on Monday (damn that internal directory) apologising for upsetting me on Friday night. As I've discussed with the Agents, you've gotta love the apology email which is basically just another excuse to talk to someone. But hey, guess something had to be said, and it provided a welcome distraction from work, so ok.

Anyway, he invited me to his birthday party on Friday night, which I couldn't go to cos I already told Nice Bee I'd see him on Friday. What's weird is that Fat IT Bee's birthday is one day after Bad Bee's birthday (Bad Bee: 7th December, Fat IT Bee: 8th December). Which, if you're a lame astrology freak like me, explains EVERYTHING!

Sagittarius!!!

Sagittarius + Taurus (+ alcohol) = CRAZYTOWN.

Now it all makes sense.

And I sort of agreed to have lunch with him tomorrow. Which as my sister unkindly pointed out might consist of an entire cow.

I think I need a hobby, other than dysfunctional men. Ideas, anyone?