Don't know what kind of spit/swallow ratio we have in the Hive here, but I'm a bit of a swallow sort of a gal - more for completion's sake rather than it being my favourite flavour, but moving on. I was curious to know if this has happened to anyone else, or only me?
One morning, I was pottering about after my shower on the computer (blah!) and DreamBee wanders out with a massive hard-on. After a little bit of fun out in the living room in front of the window (and checking the webcam was off...) we moved into the bedroom where I continued my oral artistry with less neck crampage.
Moving onto the 'climax' of the story (come on, puns are cool, you know they are) and the funny part. DreamBee is kind of generously endowed, and my throat is kind of small, usually compensated for by movement or lips or whatever, but by one way or another I can generally breathe as well as execute an exquisite fellationic manouver. Not on this occasion. This time I managed to set off the old gag reflex at the same time as DreamBee came, and I suddenly realised that given I couldn't breathe, I couldn't swallow either. I also realised that there was more on its way as well. I'm sure my eyes would have bulged comically a moment before I gagged, then BLAM! Manjuice exploded everywhere, although by some miracle we managed to avoid getting it all over the sheets, it mainly staying all over him and a lot on me and in my hair. Even funnier was I spent the rest of the day feeling half drowned from the effort! What a spectacular embarrassment!!
But anyway, ROFL LMAO. And, eeewww!!
Beezout!
Jan 2, 2008
Maybe why it's called a Blow Job?
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You know, it's become such a habit for me to swallow that I forgot that there even was another option!
Never been a spit fan, because I find you actually get more of it in your mouth (the aim is to get it straight down the back of the throat like a shot of tequila).
Also: I imagine the experience is better for the dude if you continue your awesome fellatio skillz throughout his orgasm. If you stop right at the moment he blows wouldn't that be kind of crap for him?
Anyway, lol, that's a particularly vivid image you've painted for me there. I especially hate it in my hair. Ick ick!
OKAY HILARIOUS because at the time I am reading this Mum is picking up a lizard the cat brought into the house as a trophy... then apprently the lizard leaps onto her and she is running around the house yelling 'get it off me, ehh, get it off me'
Best Ever.
You know strangly enough China Bee thought it was more polite (or something?) to know blow his load in my mouth, and while I am nearly sort of greatful because it's not a favourite past time I took great esteem in the fact that when he just did it and the whole thing was complete he said it was the best he'd ever had.
Chops for me lol
Yeah I'm with you on the 'what other option' thing BL. After the incident I was naturally having this on my mind and chatted to DreamBee as to how it would 'work' the whole pulling out or spitting thing (like do you use a tissue? Run to the loo? Glob of goop in the hand?) He didn't reeaally answer the question but I got some good X goss when he scoffed and said 'some people demand they be warned! well in advance!'
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