Shagging your ex addendum

11. Don't Buy new toys to use with your ex
12. Don't contemplate using old toys from your ex with any potential new partners. Suck it up and buy new ones. Unless you get off on thinking about when you used said toy with ex.
13. Don't get sucked into lying around and talking about "what are we doing here" THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF EX SEX
14. Don't feel bad about about getting dressed and saying bye.
Ex sex is exactly that. Otherwise it'd be called "the-sex-you-have-with-someone-you-used-to-date-before-you-got-back-together"
15. DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST
DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST
DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST
DON'T LET HIM COME FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
otherwise you know you'll get left in the cold with no Orgasmy goodness and he'll slap your ass and say "on your way" (cos they know all about ex sex too *gasp!*)