Nov 25, 2006

No news is good news

No news is not good news in the land of Shag.
Life is usually fairly rough when you have to be your own Sultan of Twat.
I'm getting a bit huffy actually, but short of going out and having another meaningless loser shag the drought, much like the drought wreaking havoc on our suburnt country, is unlikely to slacken in the future.
Apprently we're going to have to rely on Newly Married Agent to live vicariously through, mirror loving, shower lovin (I don't think lovin will work in the bath tub... certainly not comfortably), stair lovin and parhaps once the evenings are warm balcony lovin.

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