Topic; Confusion, subcategory; sex

In my case confusion has manifested itself in 2 ways.

Confusuion of Men.

Is it that we’re projecting our horny little requirements onto men, or are we programmed to think men want sex all the time?
Is it a question of balance or personal preference?
Too much sex too soon, no sex too soon, bad sex too soon, good sex turning to bad sex too soon, bad sex not turning to good sex soon enough.
I know in your situation Agent V, I would be thinking ‘Did we have too much sex, and have fizzled out?’ OR something silly like ‘What if he doesn’t fancy me?’
Hmm, more information required here I think – have you tried to initiate non-weekend sex? Demanded it, whilst ripping his shirt off with one hand and unfastening his belt with the other?

Confusion of Agent.
Call me not very bright, call me slow on the uptake but as it stands our anonymity has left me flicking through a little notepad every time someone posts to work out who is who.
We need a key I think, like a blogging decoder ring – because I thought Agent V from last post was Agent X. ARGH!

PS; who the hell is DreamBee and when did you ‘move in’???