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I forgot to say in previous post, as I said, I felt sorry for the poor bugger, so of course we make up for it last night.
So he's going down on me, which was GREAT, and I'm giving him some hand relief, (okI was being a bitch and didn't feel like blowing him at the same time) and he motions me to stop, cos he's getting close and everything.
Well I was getting close too, so I stop briefly, but continue, because if I don't feel like sucking him off while I'm getting it, I will feel even less like it when I've come already. And I get really annoyed if I feel like that's what he's going to want and that's why he's saying stop.
Ok so I'm coming, and then he's coming, and we're in this awkward position but I was fairly confident that all the cum is going on my boob, and yes, that's where the majority of it ended up, but it also ended up all over the bedsheets, having sort of dripped down. Ew!
LOL Right next to my head, and my pillow. Gross.
It was funny though. And even the bit that was on my boob, felt a bit porn-star. Hahaha
Jan 22, 2008
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HAHHA. Advantages of swallowing. Instant cum disposal. Icky for the most part, but in most cases (earlier explosion incident excepted) you're all over and done with the whole cum thing much faster!
And hm.. number of times? All I can say is not enough... I like your euphemism of the painters!
Good question - I personally reckon that Australia as a nation is under-sexed and so I have personally taken it upon myself to make up for it...!
In a piece of news - it looks like I might be moving in with PVC. Yay!! He admitted that his sharehouse is an abomination, so we're looking for places. It could take forever, but we'll see.
Anyway, it's hard to measure the frequency that we have sex because we're not currently living together. On the nights I sleep at his house, we usually do have sex every time (either at night or increasingly commonly in the morning before we go to work or go anywhere else - I mean - seems such a shame to waste that glorious morning erection hehe).
We have sex often, but it's not as much as I'd like. If it were up to me I'd have sex twice a day, every day. I routinely out-sex all my boyfriends, but I guess that's ok. The poor dears.
All for all you girls who are missing out while the 'painters' are in - you're missing out! I got over the whole thing years ago when a horrible contraceptive injection gave me a three-month period. Three months without action? I don't think so. Anyway, it's some of the horniest sex you can ever have. It's just so raw... grrrrr! (I have destroyed PVC's bedsheets more times than I can remember, and the embarrassing thing is his mum does his laundry... lol).
Also on that note - PVC is the most un-squeemish bloke I have ever met. There is pretty much nothing sacred between us anymore. He even told me that he has both inserted and removed tampons for his ex-girlfriends - !!! (I declined his generous offer - I guess even I still have some limits.)
le sigh!
UK Bee is quite squeamish... which I knew would be the case to begin with being a prim UK Bee and all, but I'm quite OK with action whilst the painters are in (it's just paint...). This would be the reason I just took my pill all through the first 3 months and then he began to get suss on it, and he decided it wasn't natural or something and made me start doing the regular cycle. I'm a bit of a spotter as well and he doesn't even like it then! Come ON! It's not like I'm asking him to go down on me then or anything, as even I admit that would be a bit yuk.
Can't say I'd be OK with someone else toying my tampons, either. I even tend to tuck the string up out of sight when walking around, so I don't see that happening.
X Bee was considerably less sqeamish though he had already been with FAR more partners so I guess it's to be expected.
I think there is some hope however, UK/DreamBee seems to be listening to suggestions I make such as 'just put a towel down' or 'how about the shower', think I still have a few of those to go though.
Oh yeah - how can you guys actually manage a handjob? I am pants at them, I get a sore wrist and have no rhythm either!
Congrats on your move too BL!
PS. ...Lube with That? is great!! But re your email, was that a past tense I saw? What happened?
Haha, I'm going to borrow 'le sigh' in reference to the sex shop job:
Very basically I worked there for 2 shifts before they told me that it wasn't going to work out because they didn't feel I'd be safe alone in the shop at night.
It was kind of stressful, and the owner was a control freak, but still a let down.
I hope I can make that blog work, cos reckon it has potential. And thanks!
Hahahah. To all.
Ok, when I have the painters in, I've never really asked Hub-Bee if it's a goer, but personally, I do feel its only a shower proposition. I'm sorry but I point blank refuse to ruin my sheets for sex.
And I think I only got hand technique from Ex-Italian-Bee because he was insatiable and I think I even ended up doing it with this bored expression most of the time. Ew, actually I remember now that he used to get me to pretend I was coming while I did it. Ick.
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