Around the world

We managed to have sex in every country we travelled to, with the exception of Wales unfortunately. Got really lucky between Spain, Italy + Greece, as I got the painters in, which is also why we missed Wales (next month) but it ended up timing just fine to make it at least once in each of them.
For all the nights we spent in London we stayed with friends and people we felt bad "defiling" the bed, so England was touch and go until tonight. Having had the painters for the last few days, I whispered to Hub-bee while in the pool that we could squeeze one in for Queen and country, completing our mission (Wales aside, but we can count that as UK right?)

NO we did NOT do it in the pool. It was a hotel pool and there were other people in it.

No we did it in the steam room beside the pool obviously. Hehehehe So Hot! Literally and metaphorically! We didn't actually have proper sex, Hub-bee used his hands for me, and I came so quick, the daring of it all. There was one way glass on the door, so while we could see if anyone approached, they couldn't see us.

Having congratulated ourselves on our daring little escapade, I was feeling sort of bad that hub-bee was sitting there so obviously agitated himself, so took him in my mouth, under the proviso he be quick as it was a much more compromising position to be caught in. Like me minutes earlier, he was excited by the potential exposure, and I made quick work of it, before having to swallow the evidence (considered spitting down the drain in the steam room but VERY trashy so I didn't).

We felt terribly pleased with ourselves and very un-married again.