To Bee or not to Bee

I have a confession.

Bad Bee is Back.

Oh no!

But oh yes.

Don't worry have not shagged him yet. He invited me over for steak dinner so I brought my sister along who is like my chaperone/conscience/contraception. Steak was freaking amazing. Had forgotten how that Bee could cook.

It's like... I always manage to successfully fuck him off... but not quite. It doesn't help that I'm desperately in love with him. No lovin, I'm in the Sahara desert of no lovin, and there he is, my never ending fountain of lovin, but of course a mirage because he's still with his goddamn crack whore of a girlfriend.

That's all, thought I'd share.

Also can't afford to travel this year. Would love to, but am going back to student life. I think I had a good reason why but I can't think of it right now.

Welcome to the future

Well theres my little avatar contribution.
Perhaps you might notice the sneaky (ok not so sneaky if you know what you're looking at) hint.

I think any kind of being together and not having sex is a bit of a drag,
I mean come home, cook dinner, have sex, have dinner, have sex, watch telly, have sex, have a shower go to sleep... surely?
Seems like not eh... well if I can have little more sex than what Im getting now why am I bothering?

I suppose if you're jilling off you know what to expect.

NOW on a serious note,
I'm looking at doing some travel this year. I know it's a bit of short notice. Please express intrest to me on the following if anyone is interested, (Hey V, let me know if you were still into Eygpt)
- Eygpt
- NZ (LOTR tour?)
- UK (possibly off the cards due to expense :-( ) Thankyou for your time.

Agent Confusion

Hahaha I think I have JUST got a handle on who is who LOL. Maybe if we start each of our posts with our pic (Hello if two of you would GET a pic) about this size we could see who is who readily. That aside I always post in the same format (this colour) so maybe you bitches should choose a colour and stick with it.

And Agent (I can't remember) Way to go with Dream Bee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Condoms lol. Grab a girlie mag, some tampons and icecream and you're set for the checkout!

We're having great sex. Sporadically, but good when it happens. There's a bigger sense of disappointment I think though once you've tied the knot when one isn't into it? Hmmmm

Topic; Confusion, subcategory; sex

In my case confusion has manifested itself in 2 ways.

Confusuion of Men.

Is it that we’re projecting our horny little requirements onto men, or are we programmed to think men want sex all the time?
Is it a question of balance or personal preference?
Too much sex too soon, no sex too soon, bad sex too soon, good sex turning to bad sex too soon, bad sex not turning to good sex soon enough.
I know in your situation Agent V, I would be thinking ‘Did we have too much sex, and have fizzled out?’ OR something silly like ‘What if he doesn’t fancy me?’
Hmm, more information required here I think – have you tried to initiate non-weekend sex? Demanded it, whilst ripping his shirt off with one hand and unfastening his belt with the other?

Confusion of Agent.
Call me not very bright, call me slow on the uptake but as it stands our anonymity has left me flicking through a little notepad every time someone posts to work out who is who.
We need a key I think, like a blogging decoder ring – because I thought Agent V from last post was Agent X. ARGH!

PS; who the hell is DreamBee and when did you ‘move in’???

They made me write stuff here

Yes I understand about the irritations of perserverance, sometimes you wish you had those precious minutes of your life back again don't you!

BFPNYE05 - LMAO at the name. The classic 'funny because it's true'......heeeeee chuckle.

And now news of the more bee variety. Must vent - have shacked up with Bee of Dreams who has passed from the first honeymoon style phase (ie.... as much sex as I want) and now into a grey horrid netherworld of many years of marriage (ie.... save it for the weekend...wtf??!) which I take it is as much sex as he wants???? I'm lost.. I thought all guys ever thought about was sex? dammit. Maybe the truth is that that's all WE think about and we have simply projected upon the menfolk?!

Who am I kidding!? Still every now and again there is an anomaly!

Grumble. How to approach. The other problem is that I think I may have scared him off in the first instance with enthusiasm and could potentially be in one of those 'don't touch me because we'll have to have sex then and I don't want to' sort of paradoxes where its all or nothing. And I just ain't a nothing kind of gal. I'm ok if I'm starved - be it food or money or sex. BUT if it's there for the taking, anyone who has had a packet of chips or timtams at same time as being near me will know that if it's there, I want it (and will probably stuff myself too)! You get the idea. Hence my grumbling. Luckily for myself when its on, I have NO complaints. But then. You can starve on gourmet food if you only get a little bit once in a while. I need Quantity as WELL as Quality dammit! Well well well I shouldn't complain but I just want it all. Also it would be handy to not have to sneak about but logistcally it is necessary for the moment.

Apart from my complaints whee for Illicit Beeifaction. Oh yeah and the bastard is going away for the week. I guess that means it back to sleeping with Lefty and Righty for the week.

Last point of the post: Buying condoms IS embarrassing. Can't do anything about it, it just IS. *sigh*

Alleged Sister Bees

Haha, I mean YOUR sister you silly bee, and Agent Z's sister too.
Glad you like the colours :) Other, what say you?

Croatian (why, oh why! do I never use spell check) Non Verbal Bee was sooo last year Darhlinggg. I met him at Bacteria Foam Party NYE 05, obviously this was never going to reap a quality bee but he had really good shoulders… so…
We hooked up, and foolishly attempted to extend the shelf life of our fling. But he didn't speak. I tried, persevered with conversation, and he was well intentioned apparently just not very bright.

Not to mention, I had been projecting anxieties about being stood up from StandMeUp Bee onto him which undoubtedly was going to doom things.

Plus fooling around in his little Nissan Pulsar was logistically unpleasant… so unless he rings me from Melbourne asking for bail from his Racial Affray charges I doubt he’ll be attending Boxing Day this year.

Misc

Sister bees! I know not of the sister bees!!?????

Love this colour scheme. SO much.

hahahahah Croation (sic) Bee!!! hilarious. However do you find them? So a long and lasting romance to follwo then eh? He be at Christmas this year?

Well as you're all aware now (due to my insistent requests to add) that I am a myspace freak now too. I need a new job. *sigh*
Good news that I have an interview tomorrow though : ) yay!
Zogg if you happen to still be reading this blog against my advisement, that's a secret, please don't tell anyone.
: )

I believe that there are two sister bees in the wings, just waiting to be let in.
So come on girls... where the bloody hell are you?

ps: any thoughts on new colours?

OurSpace

Yes friction burn... not good, second only to the notion of possibly activacting some sort of machinery and have my ass stampped into the shape of a car bonnet.

It's true.
We're involved in one giant, global orgy to which you're not invited to Agent X! BWAHAHA
It's somewhat addictive when you encounter a cool myspace blog... I wonder if GFYS has a myspace? *searches... nothing found *pout*

In other news - when watching the news last night, I caught a report about the Serbs and Croats fighting at the Australian Open... this was my internal monologue:

'Gee, look at all those silly boys, running about with their silly flags... hmm that guy looks familiar. Oh there he is again... HMM he is familiar looking. OH DEAR.'

Seems like Familiar looking Bee and Croation NonVerbal Bee (whom I tried to extend my NYE fling with from last year) were one in the same.
Super!

What what....???

I have just realised, I won't say discovered because thats not really the word I want now is it? That's why I said realised. I have just realised that I am the only Bee without a myspace! You're alll whoring around on myspace being friends without me!

Yeeuuuuurrrcchhh

As above. Ew. I thought that scene was gross! Apart from the hear-hear for the realism of her licking her hand in a nod to Yes, sex in a factory may not be the most ideal of locales for her, and friction burns down there are never fun. I thought ew ew ew. But that could be because I hate Brittany Murphy and her stupid slaggy looking mouth rather than anything.

Eminem is kinda hot...

Haha your post reminded me of that bit from 8 Mile where Eminem has sex with that chick in the middle of the factory. Does anyone remember that? It was really hot.

Call me crazy

Firstly I commiserate with you Z, this plight you suffer is wide spread (haha spread, or not as the case may be)
Perhaps we can all scout candidates at our newly appointed Beeifaction??
Lets get this organized!

Now I gotta comment on my NYE action, a little late off the mark but I had to dedicate a bit of time for typing.
I went with a friend and her boyfriend, to a club in the city which was about three guys to one girl and consumed enough champagne and vodka to slow a rhino but to no effect (don’t you hate that!)
After dancing about for a while, I found someone suitable looking for NYE pash, we danced for a while, had afore mention snogging session we popped outside to get some air and a change of pashing scenery. After some unintelligible mumbling I worked out he was asking if I wanted to fuck him… there on bloody Hunter Street.
Call me crazy, perhaps all the Rob Zombie I’ve been listening to has softened my brain, but this isn’t my ideal locale, grimy city side street with someone who looked like a tall Eminem.

Well you get what you pay for I suppose lol.

I am Agent Z, Hear Me Whinge

I just read Agent V’s post from way back – only just noticed it. And dude, I hear you. Being single is supposed to be fun, naughty, promiscuous. But after 12 months of very irregular lovin, (in the last year I had approximately five halfway decent shags, and they were mostly with Bad Bee), I find myself going out of my freakin lovin-deprived little mind.

It’s just a freak show out there. An utter, utter freakshow. And the more cheesed off I become with the whole ‘dating’ thing, the hornier I get!

My year in Dating Wonderland (summary form):

* Broke up with the Hopeless Tortured Artist Bee (he was on anti-depressants which meant he never wanted to shag and when he did he couldn’t get it up)

* Had stupid affair with Bad Bee (we would see each other about once a month, have incredible sex and then he would pretend it didn’t happen for another month until he got drunk again…)

* Shagged a girl, which really meant I got her off and then she rolled over and went to sleep, and I’m not willing to repeat owing to the fact I’m not a lesbian

* Had a one night stand with some (albeit good looking) random after speed dating. We had sex twice, amount of orgasms I had= zero.

* Met Nice Bee, and we all know about Nice Bee. (Now that I have broken it off with him I have been accused of running away because he was sick, which really wasn’t true. I was running away because he couldn’t kiss and the sex was shite.)

* Pashed Fat IT Bee at office Christmas party. Went on date with Fat IT Bee, thought maybe it could work. Had abortive sexual experience with Fat IT Bee. Told Fat IT Bee just wanted to be friends and got abused by text messages and emails. Fat IT Bee quits his job and deletes me from his myspace. Mature.

I mean, MY GOD, people.

I think the only option left, is to fork out a bit of cash and buy myself a decent vibrator. Like one of those fancy rabbit ones.

A purple one.

Bees out.

Cryptic Bees

NOBODY knows........

Resolutions

Hey hey, yes we've got resolutions too. Weight loss goals too. I've never really made a resolution before so don't know how successful we'll be. : ) Good luck to you!!! Have you got a strategy?

Any NYE action anyone? UK Bee?

New format

Bah! I'm not a fan. But that's because it's all Red and we know where I stand there.

New template

Hey peeps.

Whats the word on the new template? Let me know.

Say What? + Meeting Men *gasp*

I think this little post of mine will have to be a little double edged (and perhaps a smidgen long winded.)

First:
Say What?

Are you potentially snogging slash shagging British Bee!!! I think I missed some vitally important and enlightening conversation, detailing British Bee came barreling down the international passenger terminal at Heathrow with a bunch of flowers and pralines declaring his undying passion for you that he only discovered when dating your spindly counterpart?

Next:
Meeting Men *gasp*

With the New Year poking its rainy head around the corner, my brain harkens to the thought of New Years Resolutions (NYR) of yore.
I don’t make NYR simply b because I am shit at keeping them. But this year I have some, goals, aspirations if you will.
One; moving into my healthy weight range for my BMI. Fuck, this means I have to lose a staggering 20 KILOS!! I didn’t think I was that fat!!
Two; leave my sad pitiful arse job, even if it is to become a coffee bean slinger or chirpy retail assistant!
Three; meet men. Meet men to date, meet men to drink coffee with, meet men to shag.
*YALP* of course I want to avoid the disgusting pub circuit, I just can’t stand it. HUFF.

Sorry Bees, just as a side note. After seeing the ad on Fug for a bit now, I decided to have a peep at that Pink Peta ad. OH DEAR GOD. After I caught sight of the maggot in the sheep, my tum had enough.
Now it truly is disgusting what some suppliers seem to be doing, but is a website like Fug who deplores all forms of polyester incarnations a fair medium for a Peta ad of its nature?

what to do what to do

I say go for it. You only live once!
I will admit however that it is easy to give such advice when one is in a secure relationship already and halfway across the world to boot.
I think if Next Room Bee is showing signs he is willing you should make a goer of it. Think of the fun "when I was living in London" stories you'll have! Drunken middle of the night pashing (sorry, Snogging) on the living room floor when someone comes in and your bra is on the couch stories!!!
And as for friend who stole him initially's feelings? She didn't consider you then, so I don't think she deserves consideration now.
And that's my two cents.