Hi all,
Has anyone had a brazilian? I have not, but I feel a little like I may as well have. Really, all I am short of one is a couple of labia and a teepee at the top.
Just had a 'bikini' wax from an no-nonsense big momma named Keisha. (Lovely, but also a bit scary)
She was almost shocked when I was slightly confused - "What, remove my undies too? Everything? I..I just want the bikini..." then she just went with the 'mnnmm-hmmm' approach and off they went.
Legs went flying, initially I was going for a timid trim, apparently this isn't the go. Typically, it would be 'hold your leg there'...'no, there' (I put leg up off to my right a bit, and up a bit, she re-positions so my leg is up near my shoulder somewhere, somewhere at the extreme of my flexibility) Repeat.
As I was there in the chair with my both ankles held above my head and stretching my tummy up for all I was worth, I couldn't help but feel the situation was a little weird, but I didn't wail when next she put hot wax on my intimates and then ripped the hair out, either. Go me! At least she was nice and quick about it.
As I was give leave to get dressed again she patted me on tha arm and said that it's the best way, only doing the outlines leaves 'all that' down there and that's just not nice. he he. I kind of agree with, but still. Aii!
I think the exposure factor here was actually worse than having your vagina examined for whatever reason - last sexual health clinic I went to they were like 'oh, this guys new, do you mind if he does your tests and I supervise' so there's 3 people peering up your clacker. At least they give you a piece of paper towel to put down when they wander off so you can pretend you've got a skirt on or something. Here I was nude from the waist with legs akimbo and NAKED VAGINA pointed at the door.(closed) {OK, probable excessive use of word vagina there, but it gets addictive.}
Ah the indignity of it all! Beats trying to wax yourself though. (Highly unrecommended)
PS. ...Vagina
Dec 8, 2007
Crack Wax
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LMAO
So did you actually GET the crack waxed?
I have not ever had bits waxed nor I am leaping at the oppertunity but can see the appeal of a lesser maintence type ladygarden.
EKK indeed.
I should note that I HAVE gone the full hog a few times, and I didn't realise no one else had???
I couldn't wax myself though, i would wuss out after the first "pull".
Waxed crack actually has a lot going for it, and I must say billylou, if you're going the full hairless look, I really do think you're better waxing, its SO much less upkeep. Trick is to go regularly though, or it gets worse and worse.
YEP. And what do you mean 'it gets worse and worse'?? Eek!
I mean that if you have a lot off, if you let it get too long it will hurt that much every time you go, instead of just occassionally. Once you get into the habit you should make sure you go every 6 weeks, unless you like pain.
LOL.
This is especially salient if you have it all off, as the dense part at the top is truly killer if it gets too long.
ahh yes I remember Hornsby beautician saying that longer hair was more painful, so I trimmed beforehand. And yes, it was better!
Incidentally I tried telling an English friend a lite version of this story and she said she'd never gone to a beautician for a wax! I told her she was very English and that she should go go go!
LMAO she'd never been? Weird!! I guess it has somehting to do with getting your bikini line out in Oz too.
Well, if you recall I was very odd about it in Oz too, with the whole needing a chum to chat to and distract me thing. Really they do it so quickly in other places I've been I am OK to go unchaperoned...luckily....
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