Scenario, away on lurvly although freezing weekend away, but guilty of the tourist trap of running about all day trying to squeeze in as many attractions and museums as possible, and of course experience all the attendant fun. We return back to our hotel pad, with our awesomely comfy and large bed, and even a strategically placed large mirror at the foot of the bed. Tired after the long day, I decide that nonetheless, its a holiday dammit and that calls for some hot holiday sex. I sneak off to outfit myself in lacy red with suspenders and stockings and head out of the bathroom feeling damn sexy, and consequently pretty horny too. After a bit of a ta-da! I'm sexy now! entrance, I climb atop the bed only to be greeted by a Half Asleep-Bee and very tired set of eyes looking well, scared to death. I attempt a little playful encouragement only to be met by an apology about being too tired etc etc and much embarrassment for all. I of course run away back to change out of my outfit thoroughly disappointed and throw some PJs on and sneak back to bed for some ..ugghhh...sleep.
This was a little while ago so I can't remember much after that except the rest of the weekend away was a success and much fun was had. The problem now is that I'm a bit too freaked out to go there again and looking at my sexy undies now makes me remember the time and I'm not really up for even making the first move anymore:( So no adventure for me! We've done the sexy undies thing since then, which I am still a big fan of, I just don't trust my judgement unless its REALLY obvious now.....thoughts?
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Hahahaha sorry I have to laugh about the story first. Mostly because I can TOTALLY imagine this scene, and it is hilarious.
Ok. If you've done the sexy knixkers thing since, what advice are you chasing? What it a particularly elaborate outfit you were wearing that means its going to be a big deal to wear again?
Its hard to say really, because I can appreciate that if it;s an elaborate outfit, you need time to put it on/do it up etc, which isn't neccessarily conducive to spontaneous-ness.
BUT the worst thing is say, putting said outfit on, waiting at home for him to finish work.....he comes in the door.....you jump out!- And he has his boss with him.
So you want to avoid that situation too.
Hmmm.....bees? I am not sure of the best advice here. I will think on it.
I guess, perhaps I am complaining. But more to the initiative end of things really. It's probably one of those 'you should talk about it' things. Blurk.
Oh and no worries on the laughing thing. I appreciate the amusingness of the image!
Ahhh yes I believe we've all experienced some version of that story!
But I think you can safely bet that while you're agonising over it, your Bee has blissfully forgotten about the whole thing.
I wouldn't worry about it, and I don't think you need to 'discuss' it. And I'd definitely try the sexy undies again, just when he's well rested next time.
(Boys are so darned pathetic when they're tired!)
HAHA that IS funny.
And you paint the scene so well I can almost see the terror on his face.
He was probably just concerned he'd have to be awake for for longer than the quick roll in the hay he was up for at that moment.
Try the outfit again... perhaps with candles and well after his memory can extend.
Meanwhile, Pon did something akin to your scenario happen to you?
HAHA that IS funny.
And you paint the scene so well I can almost see the terror on his face.
He was probably just concerned he'd have to be awake for for longer than the quick roll in the hay he was up for at that moment.
Try the outfit again... perhaps with candles and well after his memory can extend.
Meanwhile, Pon did something akin to your scenario happen to you?
Dear god, heavens no. Funny if it did eh?
This one time Hub-bee's parents had gone away for holiday (before wedding, while he still lived at home) so I said I would cook dinner (very weird in his mother's kitchen). I made burritos LOL, I still make a mean burrito.
Anyway
So I made burritos while he was at footy training and I surprised him by wearing french maid outfit (which I think I may possibly have bought to wear for Mr America *cast your minds back...*)
Anyway I was terrified while I waited for him to arrive that his parents would come home early!!! OR that Brother-bee would return from wherever he was.
Thankfully that never transpired.
Btw- I still haven't managed to wear the anniversary outfit :(
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