WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
These people who decide to 'introduce' (read 'set up') you to thier brother/cousin/ex boyfriends friends half brother, whatever.
Sitting at work today, when I get 'click'... look up looking bewildered etc, and one of the reps says 'I need a photo of you, for my brother. I've told him about you, and he wants a picture!'
To which I reply, in an oh-so-intelligent manner 'Ahhh'
'He's 26, tall, good looking, plays, rugby, owns his own house...' all this crap is sounding really appealing until then it dawns on me, and is also related to a loud mouthed woman who sets people up with thier brothers etc - BAD!
But as Sister Bee of Agent X, he might be a good lay? Huh well I suppose but that's boardering on shitting where one eats I think, and if nothing else this little blog excerise has taught us that is to be avoided at all costs (refer fat IT bee.)
Speaking of beebloggers, Agent X where are you? We know that my shag has just boarded a slow boat to bloody China, and Agent Billy is as last post suggests is having more sex and orgasms than one can poke a stick at.
Surely you are having hot martial sex on patio, stairwell or similar?
These people who decide to 'introduce' (read 'set up') you to thier brother/cousin/ex boyfriends friends half brother, whatever.
Sitting at work today, when I get 'click'... look up looking bewildered etc, and one of the reps says 'I need a photo of you, for my brother. I've told him about you, and he wants a picture!'
To which I reply, in an oh-so-intelligent manner 'Ahhh'
'He's 26, tall, good looking, plays, rugby, owns his own house...' all this crap is sounding really appealing until then it dawns on me, and is also related to a loud mouthed woman who sets people up with thier brothers etc - BAD!
But as Sister Bee of Agent X, he might be a good lay? Huh well I suppose but that's boardering on shitting where one eats I think, and if nothing else this little blog excerise has taught us that is to be avoided at all costs (refer fat IT bee.)
Speaking of beebloggers, Agent X where are you? We know that my shag has just boarded a slow boat to bloody China, and Agent Billy is as last post suggests is having more sex and orgasms than one can poke a stick at.
Surely you are having hot martial sex on patio, stairwell or similar?
3 comments:
Ahahahahahaha. Yes, thanks for reminding my of the Fat IT Bee extravaganza. I have so much dignity it's just not funny.
Also, I have to say this set up is sounding suss. There's gotta be an easier way to find good sex. (Btw, you're still welcome to come on a kinky excursion with me some day if you're interested. Maybe not sex will result, but I promise it won't be boring!)
Have you heard from China Bee?
I have lots of news, but not sure where to start. But here's a poem:
Preoccupation
Sex sex love love sex sex love
Love love sex sex love love love
Sex sex sex love sex sex sex
Love sex love sex love sex sex
Sex sex sex sex sex sex love
Love sex love sex love sex
Love.
-Agent formally known as Z
I always thought it was nummah-nummah-nuh......
Erm, I would find that mildly uncomfortable. Like, "who said I wanted you setting me up with anyone? What if your brother is just like you? Does he have warts? toe hair?"
One of the guys that I work with has that horrid bushy back//neck hair. You see it basically looks like his hair just continues down his head onto his neck and joins the stampede up from his back. Revolting. And actually worse when he has a hair cut, because then they buzz cut it down to below the t-shirt line {but the Tshirt MOVES doesn't it?}
And "these people" are people who somehow find singledom such a terrible thing they think you're desperate enough to date anyone. Like their brother.
I would never have inflicted my brother on anyone. Agent V did though, didn't she.....
GAH! Hair stampede! Horrifying!
HAHHAHA he inflicted himself on someone instead.
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