The Sexual Health Clinic is My Friend

Ok so unrelated to everything else but I've been itching (no pun intended) to write this one since word go. So.

There are many reasons why the Sexual Health clinic is my friend:

1. Compared to the sex workers and other assorted degenerates that frequent the clinic my sexual history appears positively chaste.

2. Where else would your doctor have more piercings than you?

3. Where else would your doctor not only tolerate your genital piercing, but compliment you on it?

4. Doctor at clinic finds lime green and purple spotted underpants amusing.

5. It is free and if your vagina has issues they give you free medicine.

6. It has been recently upgraded so is now with added 'non-seedyness'.

I like the Sexual Health clinic for all these reasons and more. But I think what really stole my heart was the following conversation I had last time I was there:

(Doctor has just finished good-naturedly admonishing me on a few (infrequent) occasions where the adequate protection may not have been used.)

Doctor: So what do you do?

Me: I have a boring office job.

Doctor: Do you enjoy it?

Me: Hell no.

Doctor: So what do you want to do?

Me: I'm doing it. I'm writing a book in my spare time.

Doctor: Is it about someone who has unprotected sex?

Me: Actually, it is!

Doctor is amused. Gives me free condoms and sends me on my way.